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Three couples are killed leaving a rally in a tragic Interstate accident. Upon their arrival at the Pearly Gates they are informed by St. Peter that only couples are allowed into Heaven. They pair off and the 1st couple stands before the desk as Pete looks them up in the big book. St. Peter tells them, "well it doesn't look good here, looks like you spent your whole life chasing money, you'd do anything for a buck, all you ever cared about is how much you had, and, you went so far as to marry a girl named PENNY. Sorry, but we can't let you in." They dejectedly turn and leave. The 2nd couple stands before the desk as Pete tells them "Not looking too good here either, looks like you spent your whole life drinking, drunk all the time, you'd do anything for another drink, and you even went so far as to marry a girl named SHERRY, sorry, we can't let you in." They also turn and leave. Before even walking up to the desk, the third guy just grabbed his wife and said, "Come on FANNY, let's get out of here!"